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A public school
teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International airport as he
attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler,
a protractor, a
compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference,
Attorney General Eric Holder said he
believes the man is a member of the
notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math


“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General
said. “They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
tangents in search
of absolute values. They use secret code names like “X”
and “Y” and refer to
themselves as “unknowns” but we have determined that
they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.”
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There
are 3 sides to
every triangle.”

When asked to comment on the arrest,
President Obama said, “If Allah had
wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, he would have given us
more fingers and toes.” White House
aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound
statement by the President. It is
believed that another Nobel Prize will

(H/T: The Conservative Underground)